Tuesday, February 5, 2008

She left Venezuela when that commie Chavez got into power...

VHeadline's Oscar Heck writes: The low down criminals ... and I am talking about Fox ...

Fox News Editor:

(Walking into local news room on February 4, 2008 at 6:02 PM EST -- spot clock on wall.)

Any of you guys been reading 'bout that drug-FARC kidnapping stuff in Venezuela?

Junior news room person:

(Trying to impress the editor.)

Yeah, I've been looking at the stuff ... during lunch here, coffee and a ham sandwich. My wife's Venezuelan and she left Venezuela when that commie Chavez got into power. She hates his guts. We're always watching to see what's going on.

Fox News Editor:

Good, find me some more stuff. More kidnapping. Got anything recently?

Junior news room person:

No, not really. Kidnapping isn't that common in Venezuela, at least not compared to Colombia ... and when they do happen, it's usually a family feud or something or some gangsters going after some wealthy land owner who screwed around a little too often ... with the wrong people, you know. Nothing to do with drugs or Colombia or the FARC or anything like that, not usually. (Stares of surprise and disbelief from the rest of the news crew. "Huh ... that's news to us" type of look.)

Fox News Editor:

Sh...t ... well, what do we have? Anything at all? Anything related? I just got a call from Washington. They want us in ... and if we wanna be on the ball with these guys we better find something quick. I don't wanna get a call from up top ... if anyone goes it won't be me.

Junior news room person:

Well, I got a 2006 story ... about some kids getting kidnapped and killed in Venezuela ...

Fox News Editor:

Good ... use that ... gotta go with the flow ... readers love the stuff ... lots of blood and gore?

Junior news room person:

Yeah ... and they're kids ...

Fox News Editor:

Excellent, now we're talking, butchered kids ... hah!

Junior news room person:

But what about the date?

Fox News Editor:

Common, boy! Wake up here! (Looking around at the others.) What have you guys been teaching this guy? Common! (Then, looking back at the junior guy.) Hello? Just put it in so that it doesn't look too evident, so it looks like a mistake or something and put today's date up top. If anyone calls up, we just say, sorry, it was a mistake by our junior guy ... and we'll fix it, thanks. Thing is, the damage will have been done ... we'll have done our job, you know. Most people won't even notice it anyway. You wanna keep your job, right?

Junior news room person:

Yes sir. No problem. I think my wife will be happy too.

A few minutes later, at 6:14 PM EST, the following real article appears in the very real Fox network. Disgusting. And people actually believe this garbage.

"Kidnapped Brothers Killed in Venezuela
Last Edited: Tuesday, 05 Feb 2008, 12:44 PM EST
Created: Monday, 04 Feb 2008,

6:14 PM EST 04/05/2006 -- Venezuelan authorities found the bullet-ridden bodies of three Canadian boys who had been kidnapped more than a month ago in the South American country, the justice minister said. The bodies of 17-year-old John Faddoul, along with his brothers Kevin, 13, and Jason, 12, were found Tuesday afternoon near an electrical tower in Yare, about 30 miles west of Caracas, Justice Minister Jesse Chacon said ..." bla bla bla ...

Junior news room person:

(Talking to his wife at home.)

Honey, you know what? I might be getting a raise! Isn't that great!

Disgusting, as usual ... yet another US-mass-media and
typically-Venezuelan opposition tactic ... and we are supposed to trust these
people?

My eye!

Oscar Heck
oscarheck111@yahoo.com

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